We kick things off by attempting the impossible: ranking Drake’s greatest songs.

Then we break down Trump’s proposed 50% tariffs on Canadian goods, including the most Canadian casualty imaginable: hockey sticks. Who actually pays for a tariff, how much of this is negotiating theatre, and could the trade fight strengthen Mark Carney rather than hurt him?

Finally, LeBron turns 25 days of retirement speculation into another chapter of The Decision. At 41, is chasing one more championship a legacy move, an ego move, or simply another masterclass in controlling the narrative?

Wisdom of the Day:
The person who controls the window often controls the decision

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